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SNQ opens new bear sanctuary

April 1, 2016

Status Not Quo (NYSE: SNQ) is thrilled to announce the opening of a bear sanctuary within its corporate offices located in Valencia, California.SNQ Bear Sanctuary

Citing the ongoing misunderstandings of human and bear confrontations out in the world, SNQ felt a a critical step towards reconciliation was providing the bears with a platform for a unified voice.  SNQ has set aside a portion of its office, 2,000 square feet previously referred to as the SNQ “Studio”, as the new bear headquarters.

“Bears really have been misunderstood.” says Jeff McIntire, a Senior Programmer at SNQ.  “I’ve walked hundreds of miles in the shoes of my bear friends.  Most times, they just want to give you a big furry hug!”

SNQ’s President, Scott Capistrano, says he supports the new initiative, but with some  reservations: “We’re excited to help move the conversation forward, however, not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I still have this nagging feeling that the bears have a different agenda.  But we’re moving forward with a positive outlook.”

The first bear delegation will be arriving today.  Regardless of the pace of moving bear and human relations forward, SNQ is also hoping to possibly leverage the bears’ expertise with web and digital marketing work to help balance the investment.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 1, 2016 11:22 am

    I fully support this initiative!

  2. April 1, 2016 11:23 am

    Agreed!

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